Disclaimer

As the idiotic Hazel Blears once pointed out, we may inadvertently encourage terrorists by saying "Isn't it marvellous!" or that sort of thing. This cyber-church is intended as a refuge for all those wishing to inadvertently encourage terror. Those wishing to knowingly encourage terror will not be welcome. I hope that is clear.

Before entering this site you should understand that, if what you see in any way encourages you to become a terrorist, then the encouragement provided by this site was done so quite inadvertently. Also bear in mind that while any terrorist actions that you may undertake will entitle you to an eternity in paradise, surrounded by virgins, I may earn an eternity in Belmarsh.

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